"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle

"Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing." - Jonathon Swift

"Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor

"Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart." - Author Unknown

"Falling in love is so hard on the knees." - Aerosmith

"Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more." - Catullus

"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." - Rose Franken


"Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, - but not for love." - William Shakespeare

"I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Author Unknown

"Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun." - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." - Author Unknown

What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

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