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The bravest thing that men do is love women. – By Mort Sah
I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – By Hilaire Belloc
What’s does my perfect Valentine’s Day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. – By Fred Allen
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s Day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Anon
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s Day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

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