Here is the funniest collection of Valentines messages which you can use for Valentines Day this year. If you want to make it special, make it funny, said someone I know, sometime ago. So have your pick and wish your love for Valentine’s Day in a funny way with a funny saying.

Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to. ~Rita Rudner

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. ~Dorothy Parker

It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. ~Ally McBeal

It is impossible to love and be wise. ~Francis Bacon

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. ~Thomas Szasz

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. ~Groucho Marx

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. ~Ann Landers

Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself. ~Mae West

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ~Groucho Marx

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