101 Funny Valentines Day Quotes For Him

Valentine’s Day is a special day to bring smile of your loved once face. To bring a smile it’s not necessary to buy an expensive gift, you can make these with a funny joke or sms too. We always search for best valentines day quotes for him to send & express our love to him. Make the day different, on this day you can show your husband or boyfriends that you can be funny. Make the things with some humor, make it adventures & funny. So this valentine do some funny & make him laugh loudly. 

Get Some Best Funny Valentines Day Quotes For Him -

” You’re pretty much my favorite of all time in the history of ever. “
” I know I’m being cheesy but it’s true I’ll never find anyone guilt like you.”

” Couples that fart together, stay together always..”
” I need a six month vacation twice a year to spend all days with you. “

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” A jealous women does better research than FBI… To find husbands affairs.”
” At night I can’t sleep. At morning I can’t wake up… Happy Valentines Day “
” Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason,
But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and make bad decisions. “

” Sometimes I wish I wish a bird…
So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads. “
” That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so Hilarious.”
” All my life I thought air was free…
until you bought a bag of chips for me.”
” Hey I’ll be back in 5 minutes but if I’m not just read the message again ..Happy Valentines Day To You. “

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” Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. “
” I’m not lazy I’m just on my energy saving mode. “

” I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger. “
” I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore. “
” Sometimes you pretend to be normal. But it gets boring when you pretend. Go back & be normal on this valentines day. “
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