100 Funny Valentines Day Quotes & Messages

We all know that Valentine’s day is basically for sharing love, mostly you will see many couples across the city celebrating this beautiful day with their partners.
For our partners & our family we decide to do something new on this day. We send SMS to our friends about love & friendship. But we can make them laugh by sending some Funny Valentines Day Quotes too.
We can update some Funny Whatsapp Status or share these funny quotes with our friends via Whatsapp, Facebook, Emails, SMS & more …


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” Love is grave mental disease – Plato “
” One should always be in love, That is the reason one should not marry – Oscar Wilde “
” True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ear checked – Erich “

” Valentines day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is – Anonymous “
” Today is February 14th – St.Valentines Day. Women call it a love day, while men name it as extortion day. – Joy Leno “
” Valentines day is for couples.
All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 365 days of the year.”

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” Love does not have a price tag on it, but all it’s accessories has.”
” I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.”

” You would be perfect, only if you lost 20 Pounds.”
” I’m Celebrating no need to celebrate Valentines Day.”

” If love is blind, why lingerie is so popular. – Anonymous”
” My boyfriend & I broke up, He wanted to get married & I didn’t want him to. – Rita Runder “
” I am dating a women now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
“The holiday that reminds you that if don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. – Lewis Black”

” Ever have that one friend who gets a valentines day gift for their mother?
Doesn’t that freak you out a little? It’s like I don’t know how to break this to you,
but I think she’s banging your dad! – Russ Meneve “

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” What the world really need is more love & less paper work – Pearl Bailey “
” Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke – Lynda Barry “
” If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question ? – Lily Tomlin “
” I am going to celebrate valentines day with my true love – i.e. Food “
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