Valentine's day is very near and you all guys are looking for the valentines day stuffs so i can say that you are at the right place here we have a great and awesome collection of valentine's day 2016. we have mined the web and found some great stuffs. In this post we are going to share with you the latest , cutest and funniest Happy Valentine's Day 2016 Jokes - Funny Valentine's Day Jokes. you can send these jokes via smartphones, android phones, tablets or online websites. we'll also share with you the short valentines day jokes 160 words or 140 words. you can send these jokes to your bf (boyfriend), gf (girlfriend), husband (hubby), couples, wife, grand ma, grandpa, father, mother, mom, dad, uncle, aunt, neighbours, friends, best friends, school/college teachers.



Happy Valentine's Day 2016 Jokes For Friends and Kids - Funny Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentines Day Question and Answer's Jokes

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. I lava you.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?  Valentine Joke

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!


Funny Valentine's Day 2016 Jokes for Friends 

How Long Have You Been Married?
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.

'The first ten years are the hardest.'

'How long have you been married?' she asked.

'Ten years', he replied.


Valentines Day One Liners 



Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.


I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360


Valentines day..... A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk.


That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.


To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independance Day

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