Have you recently broke up with your ex or are you not getting enough love on this Valentines day ? We Have come up with a good collection of anti valentines day 2015 quotes and sayings.
 You might not got a right or loyal partner for you, any ways lets not dig into it, whatever may be the reason
, here we have a good collection of anti valentines day quotes and sayings. Funny anti valentines day 2015 jokes, sayings , quotes and messages. Have a look on the anti valentines day quotes 2015 below to enjoy the anti valentines day 2015.



Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2015

Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day ~Unknown
Valentines Day isn’t a real holiday it’s just for commercial purposes…coming from me who is single. ~Unknown
Happy Valentines to all the couples out there, may your love last forever… And to all the single people out there, may your batteries last forever… ~Unknown
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~David Bissonnette
Valentine’s Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves ~Unknown
If  love is a chemistry between two bodies, then why I got a toxic chemical ~Unknown
Love is in the air

Valentine’s day is nothing but a marketing gimmick ~Unknown
 Get your oxygen mask ready before you turn into a zombie ~Unknown
When I see a couple of Valentine’s day, it reminds me of Zombies movie with two different zombies with a different needs– one of them needs sex and the other needs a jewelry ~Unknown

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